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Spocktober
Spocktober 29th: TuSpock
If Spock were a wrapper, he’d be 2PAC, for sure. I mean, just check this photo! He’s pimpin, but he’s got standards, too. He ain’t gonna take just any ho. In fact, he just passes her to the gay guy.
Spocktober 28th: Vulcan Impotence
I can’t help but imagine this scene going something like:
Dr. McCoy: “Spock. It’s okay. This is part of being an older human male, you damned heartless green blooded freak!”
I found this image at the same time that I was making Trekkie sex jokes with other Star Trek images. It just seemed to fit. The joke [...]
Spocktober 27th: Foreshadowing
Just in case you thought the Star Trek movie this year featured nothing other than absolute originality, here’s a little bit of the story coming out decades earlier. Enjoy.
Spocktober 26th: 2Girls 1Cup ScarredVulcan
I’m not sure if this video could NOT be horrifying and a mental scarring media to any living creature from any corner of any universe. Well… maybe it’s not so bad in the world where it was made?
Spocktober 23rd: It’s Dead, Jim
That dog from yesterday’s post? Yeah, it totally died. Now, Spock is going to investigate what exactly it was that the Chinese, several centuries ago, made all that hype about.
Spocktober 22nd: Dog Poo?
It’s hard to tell in this image if Spock is considering eating that dog, or just curious why Scottie continues to hold it even when his arm is full of doggie poo.
Spocktober 21st: ExtraLife Zomb-Spock
This piece is from ExtraLife’s flickr page, but more specifically, the “56 Zombies Project.”
I’m so glad that I just happened to find this, and the super pwn zombie glory that comes with it. ExtraLife also has a “56 Geeks Project“, “42 Robots Project” and a “Heroes for You Project.”
Spocktober 20th: ORLY?
I’m not sure about what’s going on in this picture, but I assume that Spock was listening to some Vulcan rap artist shredding some mad rhymes when he overhead a racist comment against Vulcans. His thoughts are somewhere between “ORLY?” and “Im gon’kick yo ASS!”
Spocktober 19th – Wasn’t it a Torpedo?
I know that Spock, and pretty much anyone else important enough to have a funeral in space, was shot at super-crazy Mark VIII speeds out of Enterprise’s torpedo bay… inside a torpedo. The casket and urn options offered by this website, however, are too cool to not pass up. Really. We should all at least [...]
Spocktober 18th: Epi-Etch-A-Sketch
Drawn by a severely disabled person, diabetic who suffered a stroke mid-etch-a-wheel turn, or a little kid? I’m not sure. One thing, however, is certain… it’s Spocktacular!
Spocktober 16th: Zomb-Spock
What if Spock were a zombie? ZombiePortraits.com dares to wonder. Go on, check it out and see what else you can find, there.
Spocktober 15th: Bad Spock 001
This particular installment is from the blog Bad Spock Drawings. And, man… there sure are some awful ones, there!
Spocktober 14th: Old Farts
Man, I thought these guys were crazy old way back when this photo was taken, but then I see Leonard Nimoy in film & on TV this year, too?! I’d hate to smell them crusty old farts…
Spocktober 13th: Paper Calculae
Can’t you just see Spock thinking, “WTF is this thing? It’s made of paper and has crap written all over it. Am I supposed to count with it or figure out angles or measure or… GDI I give up!!!”
Spocktober 12th: Make-Up Sex
Why all the arguing between McCoy and Spock? Also, which one is the woman of the relationship? … I think we all know.
Spocktober 11th: Musical Plants
There’s nothing a completely logical Vulcan loves more than plants that make music when you molest them.
Spocktober 9th: Nobel Space Bomb
On this day Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for… I’m not sure what (and neither is most of the rest of the world) and he demonstrates his prowess at blowing things up (or lying?) by bombing the moon.
Spocktober 8th: MarronMarvelous!
Today’s Spocktober calendar update is a contribution from Spocktober participant and twitter friend, MarronMarvel. She describes herself as a “Geek girl that loves comic books, video games, and Star Trek” and has her own blog: AvengersTower.com.
The image posted above is a graphic distortion of her original fan drawing. You can, however, view her sketch and [...]
Spocktober 7th: Whisper, Whisper
Kirk: “Sometimes, Spock… you really weird me out. Can’t I at least get 3 inches of personal space?”
Spocktober 6th: Holy Testicle Tuesday
A piece from the past, this infamous photo of Leonard Nimoy is sure to thrill the fans of famous penis out there, in the darkest corners of the interwebz. I’m looking at you, 4Chan.
Spocktober 5th
Taking a moment to use an incredibly not-famous internet meme to congratulate myself on living a quarter as long as Claude Lévi-Strauss.
Spocktober 3rd
Already Spocktober 3rd, Spock still doesn’t want to give up his goatee from No-Shave-November… which is before Spocktober in “Mirror, Mirror.”