If Spock were a wrapper, he’d be 2PAC, for sure. I mean, just check this photo! He’s pimpin, but he’s got standards, too. He ain’t gonna take just any ho. In fact, he just passes her to the gay guy.
I can’t help but imagine this scene going something like:
Dr. McCoy: “Spock. It’s okay. This is part of being an older human male, you damned heartless green blooded freak!”
I found this image at the same time that I was making Trekkie sex jokes with other Star Trek images. It just seemed to fit. The joke [...]
Just in case you thought the Star Trek movie this year featured nothing other than absolute originality, here’s a little bit of the story coming out decades earlier. Enjoy.
I’m not sure if this video could NOT be horrifying and a mental scarring media to any living creature from any corner of any universe. Well… maybe it’s not so bad in the world where it was made?
That dog from yesterday’s post? Yeah, it totally died. Now, Spock is going to investigate what exactly it was that the Chinese, several centuries ago, made all that hype about.
It’s hard to tell in this image if Spock is considering eating that dog, or just curious why Scottie continues to hold it even when his arm is full of doggie poo.
This piece is from ExtraLife’s flickr page, but more specifically, the “56 Zombies Project.”
I’m so glad that I just happened to find this, and the super pwn zombie glory that comes with it. ExtraLife also has a “56 Geeks Project“, “42 Robots Project” and a “Heroes for You Project.”
I’m not sure about what’s going on in this picture, but I assume that Spock was listening to some Vulcan rap artist shredding some mad rhymes when he overhead a racist comment against Vulcans. His thoughts are somewhere between “ORLY?” and “Im gon’kick yo ASS!”
I know that Spock, and pretty much anyone else important enough to have a funeral in space, was shot at super-crazy Mark VIII speeds out of Enterprise’s torpedo bay… inside a torpedo. The casket and urn options offered by this website, however, are too cool to not pass up. Really. We should all at least [...]
Drawn by a severely disabled person, diabetic who suffered a stroke mid-etch-a-wheel turn, or a little kid? I’m not sure. One thing, however, is certain… it’s Spocktacular!
What if Spock were a zombie? ZombiePortraits.com dares to wonder. Go on, check it out and see what else you can find, there.
This particular installment is from the blog Bad Spock Drawings. And, man… there sure are some awful ones, there!
Man, I thought these guys were crazy old way back when this photo was taken, but then I see Leonard Nimoy in film & on TV this year, too?! I’d hate to smell them crusty old farts…
Can’t you just see Spock thinking, “WTF is this thing? It’s made of paper and has crap written all over it. Am I supposed to count with it or figure out angles or measure or… GDI I give up!!!”
Why all the arguing between McCoy and Spock? Also, which one is the woman of the relationship? … I think we all know.
There’s nothing a completely logical Vulcan loves more than plants that make music when you molest them.
Spock: “O-M-G!!! These are the best things, ever…”
On this day Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for… I’m not sure what (and neither is most of the rest of the world) and he demonstrates his prowess at blowing things up (or lying?) by bombing the moon.
Today’s Spocktober calendar update is a contribution from Spocktober participant and twitter friend, MarronMarvel. She describes herself as a “Geek girl that loves comic books, video games, and Star Trek” and has her own blog: AvengersTower.com.
The image posted above is a graphic distortion of her original fan drawing. You can, however, view her sketch and [...]
Kirk: “Sometimes, Spock… you really weird me out. Can’t I at least get 3 inches of personal space?”
A piece from the past, this infamous photo of Leonard Nimoy is sure to thrill the fans of famous penis out there, in the darkest corners of the interwebz. I’m looking at you, 4Chan.
Taking a moment to use an incredibly not-famous internet meme to congratulate myself on living a quarter as long as Claude Lévi-Strauss.
Move over Medieval Times, here’s Evil Spock at OMGITSEVILSPOCKWITHTIGERSTUFF Times.
Already Spocktober 3rd, Spock still doesn’t want to give up his goatee from No-Shave-November… which is before Spocktober in “Mirror, Mirror.”