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Sofa King

This is pretty self-explanatory, I think. There was extra time, I was bored, so I did something. Here it is.

Chuck Norris During Prohibition

So, I read an article (linked from Reddit) about “The Chemist’s War” during America’s national prohibition of alcohol. Looks like no one talks about it much, but the U.S. Government would poison some alcohol in an effort to deter some citizens from drinking it. This lead to more than one thousand deaths rather than mild [...]

I Like Your Stiles – Take III

Per request of @PoeGhostal, I have done another version of the “I Like Your Stiles” poster.
Go Teen Wolf!

I Like Your Stiles – Take II

Per request of @PoeGhostal, I have done another version of the “I Like Your Stiles” poster, which will be published in about 30 minutes, but it prompted me to also do a Julia Stiles version.
Enjoy.

I Like Your Stiles

I got the idea for this when I was looking up a source on a graphic I saw and liked. The research tracking lead me to a forum that was full of many different photos, .GIF animations and such. I saw the tagline on someone’s signature and decided I had to make a poster. DONE!
This [...]

So, I’m Officially a Published Illustrator

So, today was just any other normal day. I was doing work at my desk, while working on a few side projects at the same time. Every so often, during my days, I see what’s happening in the realm of twitter and other things interweb. Actually, we all know that’s a lie… I’m constantly monitoring [...]

High Five Friday

Made this graphic quick and easy-like to go with #HighFiveFriday, the new #FollowFriday a lot of us on Twitter decided to start using.
All in all, it is pretty much the same thing, but #FollowFriday has become jaded and meaningless. Now, we have motivation behind who we recommend for others to check out, plus, it makes [...]

PopSci à la Stéphane Massa-Bidal

Yes, yet another graphic done in the style of Stéphane Massa-Bidal’s retro-futuristic designs.
After I made one for Newsweek, I didn’t want to leave Popular Science out of the fun! PopSci will always be awesome in my eyes because of being, well, scientific and geeky, and because of this guy.

Murder by Gum … and Explosives

I admit that this graphic is kind of morose, but it’s much more toned down than my original concept. What’s it all about? Well, I can’t really sugar-coat it. It’s about a kid chewing on explosive bubble-gum and blowing his jaw off. Here’s where I first published the graphic and the news.

Captain SHIELD

So, what if the world was launched into a state of anarchy? What if we all ran to our governments and asked them to protect us? What if we surrendered most of our free will in exchange for safety against anyone out to harm us, Americans? What if this lead to top secret government information [...]

Spocktober 18th: Epi-Etch-A-Sketch

Drawn by a severely disabled person, diabetic who suffered a stroke mid-etch-a-wheel turn, or a little kid? I’m not sure. One thing, however, is certain… it’s Spocktacular!

Spocktober 17: Bad Spock 002

Ready for another round of horrible Spock drawings? Check this one out!

Spocktober 16th: Zomb-Spock

What if Spock were a zombie? ZombiePortraits.com dares to wonder. Go on, check it out and see what else you can find, there.

Spocktober 15th: Bad Spock 001

This particular installment is from the blog Bad Spock Drawings. And, man… there sure are some awful ones, there!

Spocktober 14th: Old Farts

Man, I thought these guys were crazy old way back when this photo was taken, but then I see Leonard Nimoy in film & on TV this year, too?! I’d hate to smell them crusty old farts…

Spocktober 13th: Paper Calculae

Can’t you just see Spock thinking, “WTF is this thing? It’s made of paper and has crap written all over it. Am I supposed to count with it or figure out angles or measure or… GDI I give up!!!”

Spocktober 12th: Make-Up Sex

Why all the arguing between McCoy and Spock? Also, which one is the woman of the relationship? … I think we all know.

Spocktober 11th: Musical Plants

There’s nothing a completely logical Vulcan loves more than plants that make music when you molest them.

Spocktober 10th: Beer Goggles

Spock: “O-M-G!!! These are the best things, ever…”

Spocktober 9th: Nobel Space Bomb

On this day Barack Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for… I’m not sure what (and neither is most of the rest of the world) and he demonstrates his prowess at blowing things up (or lying?) by bombing the moon.

Spocktober 8th: MarronMarvelous!

Today’s Spocktober calendar update is a contribution from Spocktober participant and twitter friend, MarronMarvel. She describes herself as a “Geek girl that loves comic books, video games, and Star Trek” and has her own blog: AvengersTower.com.
The image posted above is a graphic distortion of her original fan drawing. You can, however, view her sketch and [...]

Spocktober 7th: Whisper, Whisper

Kirk: “Sometimes, Spock… you really weird me out. Can’t I at least get 3 inches of personal space?”

Spocktober 6th: Holy Testicle Tuesday

A piece from the past, this infamous photo of Leonard Nimoy is sure to thrill the fans of famous penis out there, in the darkest corners of the interwebz. I’m looking at you, 4Chan.

Spocktober 5th

Taking a moment to use an incredibly not-famous internet meme to congratulate myself on living a quarter as long as Claude Lévi-Strauss.